Mr. Hopkins Went to Washington

Like many other Swatties, I went to Washington for the inauguration in January.  At last they have been transferred to my computer, and so I thought I’d share a few for public consumption.  But first, a bit of history.  I attended the inauguration thanks to the generosity of my grandfather, former Congressman Daniel E. Button [...]

Obama Wins

Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States.  John McCain has conceded, and both he and President Bush have offered their congratulations.

Predictions

We made it! It’s finally Election Day. With any luck, it won’t be Election Week.
Across the country, news sources are reporting massive voter turnout and everyone is waiting for the predictions to start. Early returns will be flying. For example, I have just received privileged information that Virginia will be tallied [...]

Desperation

My friends, let me tell you something.  Just like Joe the Plumber, John McCain is desperate.  I gotta tell ya, my friends, that John McCain can tell that he is losing the battle for the hearts and minds of Americans.  You betcha.  The hockey moms (and the pitbulls who are affronted by the notion that [...]

The Second Debate

I watched this debate through a combination of live webcast and internet radio (with significant streaming problems), so my understanding of it as a whole is a bit inadequate.  However, I was quite interested to see how little both candidates seem to say regarding the actual questions asked.  I was amazed and delighted when a [...]

Sarah Palin and Rape Kits

Evidence collection kits, or rape kits as they are more commonly known , are administered to survivors of rape and sexual assault at hospitals.  In almost every hospital, they and the exams for which they are used are administered and paid for by the local government.  Many legislators stand by this convention.  In fact, Democratic [...]

An Undiscussed Issue

An issue that has this far been untouched in the presidential campaign is one that I consider to be one of the most important, and so I step onto my soapbox for one brief question – where do the candidates stand on capital punishment? I have been unable to find an official declaration from either [...]

Guiliani at the RNC

I’m watching Guiliani’s speech at the RNC and I am disgusted by the hypocrisy. He constantly plugs himself and has yet to realize that he is a relic of a bygone era. Guiliani had no qualifications and yet he considered himself good enough. Specifically, I am angry at his assertion that Obama has never led [...]

Sarah Palin Speaks Tonight

Sarah Palin will speak tonight at the RNC in St. Paul.  VP Dick Cheney has cancelled his appearance.  After Palin’s speech, her first at the RNC, McCain will officially receive the nomination.

Obama Picks Biden

I was informed by text message, email, and Twitter update this morning that Barack Obama has picked Joseph Biden to be his running mate in this election.  Exciting news, yet still a bit anticlimactic since Obama spent so much time playing games with the media.  I think Biden will be a good choice, and am [...]